Archive for June, 2006

Part 1 may have left a little of my testosterone on your monitor. Some windex will get that right off. You missed a spot. No. Right there. Got it. Now the top 11 fellas… Brandon Jones – Kenny Rogers – “Lady” Dude is from Quispamsis, NB. At one point during college I worked in a […]


If you have read my stuff for a while, you’ll know that I enjoy the Idol shows. Both American and Canadian. Don’t judge me. Especially not YOU. The things you are into… A goat? For real? Anywho… If you have read my stuff for a while, you’ll also know that anything Canadian gets a little […]


This is easily one of the coolest shirts ever. EVER! However, in men’s sizes, it only comes in 50% cotton/50% polyester. Polyester? This isn’t a leisure suit. T-shirts are supposed to be cotton. Cot-ton. *rages* But, alas, Bob Ross was never about raging. Bob Ross was about peace… nay, peace AND love. And Bob Ross […]


When I was a little kid I loved the Montreal Canadiens. No, I mean I REALLY loved the Montreal Canadians. I owned three pairs of Habs pyjamas in a row. I’d wear each one until they became threadbare and then I’d whine until my parents replaced them. I had Habs sweatshirts, t-shirts and even a […]


My name is Peter and I’m a giant sap. No, it’s true. And, I suspect, I always have been. I was reminded of this yesterday, when I shared a link to a Terra Naomi song with a female friend and she called me “a girl.” My first reaction was… “What– Why you little — No […]


Have you ever wondered what toys do when you leave them alone all day? Personally I like to imagine them living out their own little lives. Perhaps as if they are in their own soap opera… ***** “Cassie, my darling, I don’t think that we are going to be able to make this work. We […]


I had a dream… That one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of it’s creed… No, wait. That was Martin Luther King. Though that IS a hell of a dream. Mine was actually a bit different. It was last night. And the dream went a little something like this… […]


Et tu, Cassie?

20Jun06

Adorably Cute Niece (ACN) and Cassie (from “Dragon Tales.” Duuuuh.) were playing in ACN’s bed this morning. They were giggling, so I asked ACN if they were sillies. She shook her head “No.” I asked, “Is Uncle Pete a silly?” She yelled “Yeeeeeeeah!” I said, “Cassie, is Uncle Pete a silly?” ACN replied – in […]


Before…

19Jun06

This is 32 seconds before I score a goal on the monkey. (Low, left-side.) She does NOT like to lose. This is 47 seconds before her Mommy gets mad at us for playing soccer when First Communion photos need to be taken. But, neither of them could stay mad at me, because I spent 4.5 […]


Because I know that I’m going to be busy Monday-Wednesday, I am sitting here on Saturday morning working on a post for you people. That’s dedication. So, here is a sonnet for the lovely and talented Lauren Graham. I’m no poet, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Why, tell me […]



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