Archive for June, 2006

Part 1 may have left a little of my testosterone on your monitor. Some windex will get that right off. You missed a spot. No. Right there. Got it. Now the top 11 fellas… Brandon Jones – Kenny Rogers – “Lady” Dude is from Quispamsis, NB. At one point during college I worked in a […]


If you have read my stuff for a while, you’ll know that I enjoy the Idol shows. Both American and Canadian. Don’t judge me. Especially not YOU. The things you are into… A goat? For real? Anywho… If you have read my stuff for a while, you’ll also know that anything Canadian gets a little […]


This is easily one of the coolest shirts ever. EVER! However, in men’s sizes, it only comes in 50% cotton/50% polyester. Polyester? This isn’t a leisure suit. T-shirts are supposed to be cotton. Cot-ton. *rages* But, alas, Bob Ross was never about raging. Bob Ross was about peace… nay, peace AND love. And Bob Ross […]


When I was a little kid I loved the Montreal Canadiens. No, I mean I REALLY loved the Montreal Canadians. I owned three pairs of Habs pyjamas in a row. I’d wear each one until they became threadbare and then I’d whine until my parents replaced them. I had Habs sweatshirts, t-shirts and even a […]


My name is Peter and I’m a giant sap. No, it’s true. And, I suspect, I always have been. I was reminded of this yesterday, when I shared a link to a Terra Naomi song with a female friend and she called me “a girl.” My first reaction was… “What– Why you little — No […]


Have you ever wondered what toys do when you leave them alone all day? Personally I like to imagine them living out their own little lives. Perhaps as if they are in their own soap opera… ***** “Cassie, my darling, I don’t think that we are going to be able to make this work. We […]


I had a dream… That one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of it’s creed… No, wait. That was Martin Luther King. Though that IS a hell of a dream. Mine was actually a bit different. It was last night. And the dream went a little something like this… […]