The Unflappable Monica


Some stranger requested an add on msn messenger a few minutes ago. I figured maybe it was one of you folks, so I accepted.

It wasn’t any of you.

Some spam crap.

A “woman” named monica. With a user pic scanned out of a J Crew catalogue apparently — which made me want to buy a short-sleeve original-fit repp pique polo for some reason.

Anyway, this is an excerpt from my chat with “monica.”

monica says: i read like ur profile and the way you describe urself so i will like to know you better

Peter says:
i don’t have anything written in my profile

monica says:
but i do like the way you brief about urself and also the way u look

monica says:
u look so cute i bet u are good looking man

Peter says:

monica says:
yeah babe

monica says:
so ur name is pete right?

Peter says:
gotta run. my wife is home!!!!!

monica says:

monica says:
when will you be back online then?

Peter says:
she’s got a knife!!!

monica says:
okay take care of urself


14 Responses to “The Unflappable Monica”

  1. 1 A Lover and a Fighter

    So wait. If you’re not into it, mind if I call her?

  2. 2 Peter

    I bet that she’d love how you brief urself!

  3. 3 A Lover and a Fighter

    don’t u mean “how u brief urself,” peter?

  4. 4 Peter

    Maaaaaaybe. There was talk of briefs and I got all flustered.

  5. 5 Jay

    Maybe she’s a marginally literate, quadriplegic Filipino immigrant typing with a stick in her mouth, looking for a friend. For shame Peter.

  6. 6 Amber

    I’ve got the giggles this morning and your entry just set me off again.

    I had a pretty snarky comment all ready in my head about Monica, but then I felt bad for her after reading blog portland’s comment so I didn’t post it.

    Thanks for the laugh! :)

  7. 7 Peter

    blog Portland: Hmmm… the model in the pic did look a little Filipino.

    amber: Ha! blog portland ruined your snark!

  8. 8 Rachel

    maybe it was a man!!!!! who thought he could lure you with a sexy women pic then try and turn you gay! that happened to me once! could happen!

  9. 9 Airam

    Ha … can’t get away from them damn spammers!!

  10. 10 123Valerie

    Ya, I were really wurried ur wife kilt u.

    Glad no u ok.

  11. 11 ADW

    I was probably Dateline trying to nab you for being a pedophiliac freak. Lucky you aren’t. Now they just think that your wife is mutilating your dead body somewhere.

  12. 12 Ashley


    is all i have to say. :)

  13. 13 Janet

    I know it’s a time saver, but I don’t really like it when people use too many abbreviations when they type. It makes me wonder if they’re too lazy to do that, what else they must be lazy about.

    Actually, maybe I should blog about this.

  14. 14 dirty

    Your wife carried a knife too?

    I find it so effective.

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