Archive for July, 2007

The ‘Stache


It is my turn over at The ‘Stache. I am going to close comments here. But, definitely not because I want you to go over there and leave them, thus boosting my already healthy ego. That would just be tacky. *ahem* Advertisements

Webkinz and Me


This weekend The ACN was in town, so I was Uncle Pete-ing it right up. And, as per usual, that involved much playing of Webkinz. She just added something new to her Webkinz account, a Webkinz Studio. You use it to make little movies. So, The Monkey (you may remember her from this or this) […]

This is a real conversation that I had recently: Oven timer: Beep beep beep! Peter: I hear you. Oven timer: Beep beep beep! Peter: Yeah, one second. Oven timer: Beep beep beep! Peter: Shut the fuck up. Oven timer: Beep beep beep! Peter: I am so trading your ass for a sun dial. *Please note […]

The other night, some lucky soul was wise enough to come to me with questions about love. Well, they didn’t exactly come to me as much as find my blog archives through a google search. They searched for: “Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in […]

Yes… Love


Her: Did you forget to take out the garbage again?Him: My darling… let us not deal with the mundane. We operate on a level so much above all of that triviality. Like a bottle, containing a lover’s note of confession, effortlessly bobbing on the ocean tossed. A part… yet apart from it all. Let us […]

Centre Ice


Stomp. Stomp. Clap. Stomp. Stomp. Clap. 4000ish people in unison. Luke felt the concussion in his chest as he stood at centre ice. He leaned his chin on the butt end of his stick, like he had seen Ken Dryden do. On all of those games from the 70s on ESPN Classic. Stomp. Stomp. Clap. […]

I’m not telepathic. I know. I KNOW. I’m as shocked as you. I’ve always assumed the skill would be there if and when I needed it. Like when people can supposedly summon great stores of strength when a loved one is in danger. This kinda sucks. I had plans for it. These include, but are […]