There’s a ME in THREESOME

28Jan08

It’s Monday and I have nothing for you. Ever felt too loopy to write something sensible, yet not clear-headed enough to write anything “funny?” Yeah, that’s where I am right now. I started typing up a little scene earlier. It was about a boy and a girl and a place and a conversation to be had. It had a twisty ending. It felt too similar though. So, you don’t get it. Also, I should remember to keep saving this as I type, because we are in the middle of an ice storm now and the power could crap out at any point. I REALLY don’t like it when the power goes out. This is one of the most adorable things I have ever seen. You know what’s wrong with blogging? Well, the power JUST went out. Thankfully it came back on right away. Now, I have to re-type three sentences. I said “You. Fuck. Bastard.” when the power went out. I swear a lot. So, where was I? Oh yeah. A problem with blogging. And this is not going to turn into a continuation of my Andy Rooneyesque screed from last week. Wait… Screeds are long aren’t they? Rant? Diatribe? Something. A problem with blogging, at least for those of us who use our real names, is that we don’t have cool nicknames. I was watching some UFC over the weekend. I was a bit late getting into that sport because there is something iffy, to me, about a sport where you are supposed to wail on a dude once he goes down. That’s not right. Dude’s down. I do like Georges St. Pierre. Seems like a nice fella. Canadian. Kicks ass. I am not a big fan of his nickname though. “Rush?” There IS one dude with a cool nickname. “War Machine.” That is badass. Admit it. Are you admitting it? I wonder if it is from The Guess Who’s “American Woman.” And don’t even mention the bastardized version by Lenny Fucking Kravitz. Peter “War Machine” DeWolf. At some point over the weekend, I jotted this down on a post-it: “She’s got a past he can’t undo. He’s got some facts she can’t un-true.” There was a song playing in the background of an episode of The West Wing that I watched last night. It was The Grass Root’s “Midnight Confessions.” That sucker will get stuck in your head. It was one of my favourite episodes of The West Wing. It’s called “Game On.” It is the one where President Bartlett faces off against James Brolin in his final presidential debate. And he WORKS him. He’s all “Talk to me about Eskimo poetry now, you dirty Streisand-marrying Republican!” President “War Machine” Bartlett. Probably not.

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15 Responses to “There’s a ME in THREESOME”

  1. 1 mindy

    It’s so sad that Canada can’t even keep the electricity going. I’m glad I live in ‘merica.

  2. 2 Peter

    You live in MINNESOTA!

    That’s just like Canada… without the good looks and charm.

  3. 3 mindy

    Take it back.
    TAKE. IT. BACK.

    We have, um, a bunch of lakes and stuff. Beat THAT!

  4. 4 Peter

    The only thing you have going for your state is Rose from “The Golden Girls.”

    mrrrroowwwrrrrrr.

  5. 5 Tanya Kristine

    i’m dizzy…

  6. 6 Peter

    tanya kristine: I have that effect on women.

  7. 7 JenBun

    Peter “War Machine” DeWolf??? More like Peter “LOVE Machine” DeWolf!

    Yeah, that’s the ticket.

  8. 8 Peter

    JenBun: While STUNNINGLY accurate, that just doesn’t sound very badass, you know?

  9. 9 JenBun

    Oh, we’re going for baddassnicity over accuracy? Then why not just go with Peter “Badass” (but Nice Butt! I hear) DeWolf?

    Smooth.

  10. 10 Michelle Ann

    I’m not sure how to comment on this one… Oh well, I’ll go with this: Love your stuff on youtube.

  11. 11 Clink

    I’ve totally got you drinking the Julia Allison Kool-Aid don’t I?

    Mwhahahaa.

  12. 12 Peter

    jenbun: We are talking about my ass a lot, aren’t we?

    michelle ann: Thanks! Though, as a general rule of thumb, I appreciate any comment that involves “genius!”

    clink: Pretty girl + Journey, how could I NOT link to that??

  13. 13 Tanya Kristine

    why are you not married? do we only see one side of DeWolf? I thought i saw all your moods and they’re liveable…

  14. 14 Airam

    Oh my god! Someone stole all your paragraphs!

  15. 15 tiff

    I was watching UFC at the bar over the weekend – not on purpose, but because it was on every screen and was piped in through the speakers and all the guys in the place were totally into it. What is the point of it? How do you know who wins, when the other guy is DEAD?


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