Can it still be considered "Retail Therapy" if I was already in a good mood and just wanted some new shit?

31Jan08

After waaaay more debate and research than I am willing to cop to, I have finally ordered my new official baseball cap. I can tell you are all very excited.

And here it is:

I had to stick with the Blue Jays again. I just didn’t realize that there were 548,754 different types of Blue Jays caps.

I also, with an assist from Christie, ordered a couple of t-shirts!

Ooooooooooooooooooooh. Even I’M going to want to seduce me in those. It would probably go a little something like this:

Peter: You look good tonight.

Peter: I feel terrible. Unshaven. Hair is a mess.

Peter: It’s natural-looking.

Peter: Yeah right. I’m going to get some sleep.

Peter: But, I was thinking…

Peter: Oh, I KNOW what you were thinking.

Peter: It’s been a while…

Peter: Well, maybe if you talked to me once in a while.

Peter: I’m talking to you right now.

Peter: You can’t just turn it on and off. What do you take me for? A whore??

Peter: I wouldn’t say that. Though if you were a city in southwest France, you’d be Toulouse.

Peter glares at Peter.

Peter: OK. Humour clearly wasn’t the way to go. I know that now.

Peter: Good. Night.

KIDDING.

It would actually go like this:

Peter: You wan–

Peter: Yes.

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14 Responses to “Can it still be considered "Retail Therapy" if I was already in a good mood and just wanted some new shit?”

  1. 1 lspoon

    I must admit that whenever I hear “The Final Countdown” I always think of Gob. That shirt is awesome.

  2. 2 sharnee

    I love the t-shirts!! Woo!
    (now I have “the final countdown” in my head! arrr).

  3. 3 Michelle Ann

    I love how you have a hard time scoring with yourself…

    It’s not retail therapy when you are in a good mood, it’s preventative care.

  4. 4 Peter

    lspoon: There was also a couple of Tobias t-shirt. Including an “analrapist” one!

    sharnee: Now it’s my head too!

    michelle ann: I know that I am a catch, so I make myself work… for me.

  5. 5 Ashley

    Of COURSE its retail therapy….it made you happier right? :) I can always justify shopping. ALWAYS. Well. Until i realize i dont have a job and have no money….

    You’re tough on yourself. I think the two of you need to go to couples therapy. Maybe that would help? :)

  6. 6 each of the two

    I love arested development.

    (might be the only reason i saw Juno, don’t tell anyone though.)

  7. 7 Clink

    Feel free to send me the Arrested Development tee-shirts along with those Canadian chocolate bars.

    (By the time August comes around, you are going to have to rent a U-Haul to send everything that I want from up north.)

  8. 8 Madeleine

    tricks are what whores do for money… or cocaine.

    I’m wearing the dress I could seduce myself with today. Sometimes it makes me catch myself humming “these boobs are made for walking…” and I’m just glad no one knows those are the words I’m thinking.

  9. 9 sid

    As usual you are brilliant. This scene is going to keep me smiling the entire day.

  10. 10 Steph

    It’s nice to see you go to so much effort, even for yourself.
    Admirable.

  11. 11 Airam

    You rock my world.

  12. 12 Susie

    hahah love it.

    I hope you get lucky with yourself soon.

  13. 13 theselittlemoments

    How about you just jump in the U-Haul and make a New England visit instead?

    Bring the t-shirts.

  14. 14 Eat Bleach and Die

    OMG we have matching tshirts now.

    ahmygawd.

    Like totally twins.

    Totally.


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