If I wrote a blog post today…


It would be here.

But, I didn’t.

So, poooooop.

Don’t take it personally. It’s not because I don’t love you. I mean, I don’t. But, that’s not the reason.

I’m sure you have some good qualities though. In theory. I’ve never known you to cause any kind of genocide, for one. Of course, I haven’t known you for that long. And I didn’t talk to you much during November. And I’m pretty self-absorbed.

If I wrote a post today, you’d be enjoying it right now. But, I didn’t. I didn’t because I am selfish and jerky. And because you smell.

I didn’t mean that.

I’m not really selfish and jerky.


11 Responses to “If I wrote a blog post today…”

  1. 1 lspoon

    Wow Peter, Wow :)

  2. 2 Deutlich

    after the day I’ve had? this was all sorts of perfect.

    thanks for making me laugh. ;o)

  3. 3 JenBun

    If I left a comment today, it would be here.

  4. 4 thestoryofagirl

    Okay, remember a while back when you left that recording of you, and you said, “I talk like I write” or something like that.
    I kept imagining you saying “So, pooooop.” and it was really, really funny.

  5. 5 Michelle Ann

    How do you say “huh” in French?

    However, genius!

  6. 6 B2G

    I was going to say the exact same thing as jenbun did. But she already did, so I won’t.

  7. 7 mindy

    I know you are but what am I?

  8. 8 Krista

    you’re just CRUEL! ;)

  9. 9 Susie

    Booo. Hope you’ve got something better tomorrow :( :(

  10. 10 Hope

    What deutlich said.


  11. 11 A Lil' Irish Lass

    You were too distracted by my post, weren’t you? Just admit it ;)

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