the kind of thing I post when I have writer’s block


Sometimes there are days when you are just destined to accomplish big things.

When everything you touch falls right into place.

When you, finally, get a true glimpse into what you are capable of in your finest moments.

Yesterday was not one of those days.

As I refreshed six different Firefox tabs to keep track of NHL Trade Deadline Day, and listened to Jermaine Stewart’s 80s classic “We Don’t Have To Take Our clothes Off”(while disagreeing with the message), I heard the *ping* of an IM.

It was from Mindy.

Surely Mindy would have something interesting to say.

Instead, she told me to do this quiz.

Mindy is bossy.

So, I did that quiz. And Mindy asked me what the results were.

Mindy is nosy.

The results made me sound a little wussier than I expected. Whatever.

Feel free to do it. Or not. I’m not the boss of you.

(But, any ladies who are “sonnets” or “maids of honor” can, like, totally e-mail me.)


23 Responses to “the kind of thing I post when I have writer’s block”

  1. 1 mindy

    I always have interesting things to say!

    Also, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO POST THE RESULTS. I bet everyone else is just as nosy as I am!

  2. 2 Maxie

    I was about to do this..but then i thought that an okcupid site wouldn’t look too good when my boss goes through my history. Not like all the blogs i visit from work will look much better.

  3. 3 distractedspunk

    I am a peach. I used to be a naughty nurse or something. Stupid relationships.

  4. 4 A Lil' Irish Lass

    According to the quiz, I’m “The Stiletto” or “Deliberate Brutal Sex Master.”

    I don’t know what to make of this.

  5. 5 JenBun

    I’m just as nosy as Mindy… what were you?!?

    I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.

    Heh, that was dirty. AGAIN!

  6. 6 poodlegoose

    I’m a Sonnet. But if you’re the Last Man on Earth, The False Messiah, and a couple more, then I really shouldn’t be telling you. It said to stay away.

  7. 7 Wormer

    hrmmm I don’t know if I should be offended by these results or not. Take a look.

    p.s. post your results!

  8. 8 Peter

    Oooops! I totally forgot to post my own. I really shouldn’t be allowed to blog this week.

    I am…

    The Slow Dancer
    Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

    Who knew? Apparently when you all figure out that the playboys suck, you come looking for me.

    mindy: Always? I dunno…

    maxie: Your boss is probably a “Billy Goat.”

    distractedspunk: Is the a step up or a step down?

    a l’il irish lass: It clearly means that you are TROUBLE.

    jenbun: I don’t know. Mindy is pretty nosy.

    poodlegoose: In general, it is probably good thinking to avoid me.

    rheana: But, they say it isn’t your fault. So… whooo!

  9. 9 Hollywood Sucker

    I almost took that quiz too after I saw it on her blog. But I already know what the results will be- I’m LAME at dating. LAME.

  10. 10 mindy

    Peter: Yes, always.

    Hollywood: Just because you’re lame at dating doesn’t mean you have to be LAME about taking the quiz! JEEZ.

  11. 11 the frog princess

    The Playstation

    Random Gentle Sex Master (sounds like an 80s hair band)

    “When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.”

    And yet I’m still single… go figure!

  12. 12 Kirby Ann

    So I am the “The Sudden Departure” also known as “Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)”

    Damn, who would have known?

  13. 13 B2G

    I’m a sonnet. I almost quit on that quiz it was so damn long. And not nearly as witty as they’d like to think it is.

  14. 14 Daisy

    Oh. I’m a Maid of Honor (DGLM).
    So. I’m supposed to do what with that?

  15. 15 Angelina

    Apparently, I’m a Dirty Little Secret. Interesting.

    Oh, hi, by the way! I’ve been reading for a while. Thought it was time to delurk.

  16. 16 Lara

    oh writer’s block – how i hate thee. :-P

  17. 17 Susie

    Ehhh I’m the Priss. Not sure how I feel about that. Apparently I need to find a manchild. And apparently he’s not supposed to be dating. So I suppose that says a lot about me.

    And now I’m copying you because I too have writer’s block.

  18. 18 Maxie

    I ended up being Genghis Khunt, Random Brutal Sex Master.


  19. 19 distractedspunk


    It seems I went from Random Gentle Sex Dreamer to Random Gentle Love Master.

    I’m pretty sure it has to do with the whole breaking out of my sex-every-boy-up pattern and focusing only on one in the last year. On the bright side, I apparently kick ass at being a girlfriend or loving or sexing according to the quiz.

    I still can’t decide if I like it or not.

  20. 20 MissE

    So I’m a Sonnet… riiight. Okay then.

    My favourite part of that would be the last line: You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

    Thanks for the distraction, Peter.

  21. 21 Hope

    Just took it.

    I’m a Sonnet.

    And a masochist.

    And a pretty bitch.

    But, not really bendy.

    Is that one going to be the deal breaker?

  22. 22 Valerie

    Peter, I just wanted to let you know that I am in fact still alive. Also, I have to apologize because I am the Priss: Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer. So, I can’t email you.

  23. 23 Alaina

    Hiya… just found your blog via “?” via “?”… blah blah blog.

    I’m “The Sonnet” Who knew? Well… actually I did. About 15 seconds ago.

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