Archive for March, 2008

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She changed love for him. She changed it and she made it seem… plausible. And now he has probably fucked it all up. He knew that he would eventually. Down deep. Still… She is pretending to sleep, as he sits at the foot of her bed in his boxer briefs. He balls and unballs his […]


I’m still blogretired. But, I may occasionally stick little stories/links/videos here in this post. Such as: “Uncle Pete steals kisses.” Or “Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Hmmm. Nope. One more… MWAAAAAH!” ********** I guest blogged over in Jamelah-ville today. I can’t believe these people keep asking me to do this. Gluttons for […]


So, I’ve decided to take a little break from this crazy business that we call blogging. Or what the French call… blogging. I’m not sure for how long. I want to take some time to find myself. (This is TOTALLY not a euphemism for masturbation.) And I want to do more real writing. (This TOTALLY […]


EW.com did a thing where readers wrote in to tell which TV characters that they would date. But, who cares what a bunch of random internet dorks think, right? Let’s look at what one very specific internet dork thinks… This is my scientific* ranking of the TV characters that I would date: 1) Lorelei Gilmore […]


The light swirled around her, as if afraid to land. Feeling simultaneously honoured and unworthy.I feel the same.Felt.Practiced unawareness.(Em)powered by eyes on her.Protested indifference.Yes… you.In the angelic orchestra of her voice,only I can hear that one sharp note.Cutting.Pushing me closer and closer to freedom.A sneer in smile’s clothing.I’ve seen behind the green curtainsof the windows […]


People sometimes seem amused by how much I’ve gotten into Barrack Obama’s campaign. You know, being charming and Canadian. Charming probably doesn’t factor in, I just like to remind all y’all. A big reason, other than his rampant HAWESOMENESS*, is because the leader of my party in Canada is such a goof. (*The extra “H” […]