You gotta love small towns…


In the past I’ve heard…

“Luckier than a dog with two dicks… both of them working.”


“He’s hornier than a four-peckered goat.”

And then today I heard a 50 year old woman say…

“Oh, I’m busier than a cat covered in shit.”



9 Responses to “You gotta love small towns…”

  1. 1 JenBun

    Gotta love those crazy sayings! :D

  2. 2 deutlich


  3. 3 jen

    that was your mom wasn’t it.

  4. 4 Essentially Me

    The last one made me giggle. Thanks for the laugh.


  5. 5 Sara

    Teaching Kindergarten also allows you to hear some crazy stuff…

  6. 6 A Lil' Irish Lass

    I have never, in my life, heard any of those “sayings.” You Canadians are so strange.

  7. 7 mindy

    The first two scare me.

    However, I plan to use the third one frequently, and I thank thee.

  8. 8 ~Tim

    I always liked, “More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”

    And it doesn’t have the same small-town feel, but I love “Hornier than a brass band.”

  9. 9 Jill

    Those are funny.

    I’ve got a couple to contribute:

    1. It’s hotter than two rats f-ing in a wool sock.

    2. More awkard than a turd in the punch bowl.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: