i like your bum


(a po-em by peter dewolf)

i like your bum
and everything it stands for
and i think that
if given time
your bum would like me too
i love how it starts in here
at your hips
and then goes
like this
before shwooping a-back in
if i was starting a tribute band
and i might
i would pay tribute to a one-hit wonder
cause then i would have more time
to dedicate to your bum
i can’t believe that war exists
in a world that includes your bum
your bum is cinnamon
on french toast
your bum is the first
cool day in september
your bum is the part in “bitter sweet symphony”
where he says
i can’t change, i can’t change, i can’t change
your bum is everything that is
good and
pure and
i like your bum, lady…
and your boobs ain’t bad either


12 Responses to “i like your bum”

  1. 1 Colleen Snell

    Well that was, uhm, something. :)

  2. 2 Peter

    Colleen: I knooooow. Sometimes they get away from me.

  3. 3 JenBun

    Who are you kidding?

    My boobs are fantastic!

  4. 4 Deutlich

    you’re special

  5. 5 notthelifeiordered

    Thank you for that….interesting piece of work :-P i second Duetlich, you’re special.

  6. 6 Peter

    jenbun: This is about bums. Sheesh.

    deutlich: I assume that special = AWESOME.

    nothelifeiordered: Well, I KNOW that you mean “awesome.”

  7. 7 just a girl...

    your bum is cinnamon on french toast, i dont know why but that is just poetic. You are CMTFU today. HA figure that one out.

  8. 8 Auburn Kat

    That was quite the poem!

  9. 9 Sid

    I’ve never had cinnamon of french toast. Probably because I don’t like eggs. Altho I sensing when you put up this poem you probably weren’t hoping to hear about your readers dietary habits. I’ve sooo got to learn to focus. Hmmm maybe I should not have stopped taking my ADD meds?

  10. I LOVE this one. LOVE it. You are such an ass man. Best part is the line from Bittersweet Symphony.

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