blowing away blog blockades and barracades make ya black and blue from the blast and the blaze


When I am feeling bloggy, I can typically just sit down, crack open my WordPress dealie and start typing.  Stuff comes out.

When I am feeling VERY bloggy, entire blog posts pop into my head while I am showering, sitting down, watching TV, etc.

Lately I haven’t been feeling bloggy.  (I did “start” a new novel though!)

I have even been checking my blog post draft folder.    And this is what I’ve found:

Random rambling:

“I don’t get stalkers,” I told her.  “I could never be one.  I came to that realization when I was sitting in the bushes outside an ex-girlfriend’s house.  I was sipping coffee from a thermos and replacing the battery in my night vision goggles.”


“I’m kidding,” I assured her.


“I really am.”  I continued.  “I don’t drink coffee.”

It dawned on me that this might not be the right setting for such a discussion.

It was a first date.

And she was a cop.

It also dawned on me that maybe not everyone totally gets my sense of humour.

The beginning of a half-assed word doodle:

Dreaming about kissing you
felt better than any real kisses
And it sucks.
And I love it.
And it is frustrating.
And I wouldn’t change a thing
about it.

And a single line that I don’t recall writing:

“I promise not to refer to my junk as a “stimulus package” anymore.”

See?  Nothin’.

Also I can’t get Fastball’s 1998 classic “Out of My Head,” well, out of my head.

13 Responses to “blowing away blog blockades and barracades make ya black and blue from the blast and the blaze”

  1. Maybe after 700 posts you have nothing left to say…
    I hope not.

  2. ok, I wasn’t going to tell you anything but, whatever, you wan something…I awarded you something.

  3. Stimulus package….nice.

  4. Aw I wish I was feeling bloggy. I’m the opposite. I’m unbloggy. I’m soggy?

  5. stimulus package … lol! that’s awesome. I wonder how I can use that. erm … that came out wrong.

  6. I love that song.

    And I love that word doodle beginning. And your sense of humor. (Love love love!)

    I could use a stimulus package right about now! (Erm, not that kind.) (Well, actually…) ;)

  7. Tee hee – I like the random “non-stalking” rambling!

    And ooh – new novel! Can’t wait to see the title of that one! :D

  8. Oh man I wish I could be writing a novel. Forget being bloggy. I’m never feeling bloggy but I’m sure readers can tell. And I’m stealing your stimulus package line. Just an FYI. ;)

  9. ha! I love the stalker one. I get you.

  10. I’ve found that cops can be a bit on the humorless side, especially when they’re out of coke.

  11. Maybe she just couldn’t date someone who didn’t like coffee…?

  12. who on earth wouldn’t get your humor? idiots, that’s who.

  13. I doodle a lot and recently came across a note I made myself:

    “total weight of population / number of virgins per square mile”

    I’m not entirely sure what this equation was supposed to equal, but I bet it was profound.

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