Forget everything you know about blogging…

22May09

If you’ve spent enough time reading blogs, you’ve seen just how repetitive they can get sometimes.

It’s all chick bloggers saying things like, “This? Is a post about my feelings.” And jackass dude bloggers trying to sell you their novella.

Annoyinguh.

Well, ducklings, prepare to have your minds b-lown.

<booming announcer voice>
Monday…  Monday…  Mondaaaaay…
</booming announcer voice>

You will be entering a new era of blogging.

Black will be white.

Up will be down.

The New York Yankees won’t be evil.

Actually they’ll still be plenty evil.

But it’ll be a new day, I’m sayin’.

Brandy and I are working on a project, nay, a new blogging paradigm.  (Which I sometimes pronounce as “para-dig-em” for my own amusement.)

And it launches Monday.

Now I’d like to tell you a story.

It’s about a little boy from a small island.  He had a dream.  Some might even describe it as a calling.  He had a gift and he wanted to share it with the world.  So he did.  And he does.  He uses that talent and his natural charm to win over many fans.  (Especially the ladies.)  He makes you laugh.  He makes you cry.  He makes you… think.

And, ladies and gentleman, that little boy is…

Ricky Martin.

True story.  True story.

Check back here Monday for a link to the super secret project!

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9 Responses to “Forget everything you know about blogging…”

  1. 1 Ben

    STOP TEASING ME!

    Don’t you know the internet is about instant gratification?!

  2. SO WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CABIN?

  3. 3 Matt

    Cant wait.

    Also, I am a true blue Yankees fan… and I think they will always be evil.

    Its what I like about them

  4. 4 Sid

    You mean that’s not how you pronounce paradigm?

  5. 5 shine

    Forgotten. Where am I?

  6. 6 Moey

    I just found your blog, it was referred to on a chick blog no less. I just started blogging 6 months ago, I’m a chick but I do a hockey blog on the Montreal Canadiens. You’re right about the chick blogs, way too much info in some cases. So, blow my mind. I’m waiting.

  7. 7 kara

    With that announcement you just became the ryan seacrest of the blogging world.

  8. This post sucks.

    I kid, I kid. Stop being such a tease…XO

  9. can’t wait.


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