romantic and s-e-x advice
I arrived back at my computer a day last week and found an IM from (Canada-hating, NOT ex-gf) Jenn:
“international sex symbol”
I looked at it and thought “Thanks for noticing, baby.” And then I winked at the screen. Which was probably silly because:
a) She couldn’t see me winking at the screen.
b) I hadn’t read the whole message.
“international sex symbol? really? that’s what you put on your google profile?”
Then it dawned on me…
As an international sex symbol I should offer to give you all romantic and sex advice.
(That’s what this post is, if that wasn’t clear.)
– International sex symbol.
– Author of a mushy romantic novella that was read by literally tens of people.
– While I don’t personally compete for love — well except for the time Selena Gomez and I battled for that dreamy Nick Jonas — I have watched a number of those dating shows.
Hmmm. You don’t look convinced.
How about a female perspective too? As an added bonus, now brandy will also give her romantic and sex advice.
– adorably sassy
I should note that after showing brandy her list of qualifications, she was of the opinion that they didn’t fully explain why she is so qualified. So…
brandy is smart, charming, lovely, Canadian and, I’m sure, attracts more men than Megan Fox in a beer bikini.
Can’t get him/her to commit to you?
Looking for advice on how to spice things up?
Curious just how into you he/she really is?
Wonder what sports highlight show is the best for background noise while you are sexing it up?
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