Pick-up lines you should look out for at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter™ (Now at Universal Orlando!)

28Jul10

“Wanna see what’s under my robe?”

“Have you ever held a magic wand?”

“You should tumble more with Dumbledore.”

“I likes to snuggles with the Muggles.”

“You’ll be impressed with my Parsel… tongue.”

“Like Luna, I Love Good too.”

“I’m the one who made Myrtle moan.”

“Baby, you put the ass in Azkaban.”

“I’m hung like Hagrid.”

“Nice quaffle. Wanna fuck?”

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9 Responses to “Pick-up lines you should look out for at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter™ (Now at Universal Orlando!)”

  1. 1 Alex

    LOL love it!!

  2. 2 Sarah

    I would like a detailed report of how you came up with this list.

  3. My love affair with you will never end.

  4. 4 Paula

    I’ve held LOTS of magic wands.

    Oh wait, that doesn’t sound good…

  5. 5 Nora

    Pretty sure my favorite is the snuggles with muggles one.

    as someone who is just reading the HP series, I don’t fully get all the references but I will in time =)

  6. The best.

  7. I’m not very original but this is my version of something originally worded for men.

    “I’m like a bottle of Skele-Gro. I’ll make you grow a bone.”

    Hooo. Haha

  8. 8 Shahu

    LOL.
    LOVE this!!
    My favorite, “Baby, you put the ass in Azkaban.” Haha.

  9. 9 tia

    i don’t know if it’s amazing or disturbing that you sat around and thought these up.

    we’ll just go with amazing.


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