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The charming, explosively talented, and former ‘Stache star, Caprice Crane wrote tonight’s episode of “90210.” (On the CW, check your local listings.) Watch it.

I’m sure you’ve all seen this. But, she sent it to me AND Amy Adams is in it. Also, we Canadians never have to register to vote. Magic politics fairies take care of it. Or something.

Yeeeeeeah. I’m starting to warm to you.

Sarah Palin: Ooooh well, if that was my daughter, I would know what was going into her body — Chuck Bass: Repeatedly. Jessie Spano: (on tv) I’m so excited! I’m so excited… David Caruso: I have a feeling… that excitement… won’t last. Sarah Palin: She might be a witch, you know. Chuck Bass: This bores […]



Monday was a big day for me tv-wise. In addition to my age-inappropriate crush Kat Dennings appearing on Carson Daly (did you know that scurvy son of a bitch was still on tv?), the love of my life Lauren Graham was on Ellen. Watch! I swooned 54 times watching that.

You may remember my mother from coming up with such quotes as, “That man could fuck up a two car parade.” (And, well, from giving birth to me.) She’s been having problems with her foot and went to the doctor yesterday. At lunch, we had this discussion: Mom: It is where my heel meets my […]

We all know this. I was doing some writing earlier and trying to describe the way a certain woman looked, and why it affected a dude so much. And I focused on her nose scrunch. I LOVE nose scrunches. They are just so friggin’ cute. It can be the scrunch a woman gives you when […]