Archive for November, 2006
Lobster
Every now and then I’ll start writing something in here that, for whatever reason, displeases me. More often than not, I’ll save it as a “draft” just in case I later think of a way to fix it. Or just in case I am feeling crappy some day and not in the mood to write […]
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Recess
Erik and Stephen are enjoying some Bazooka Joe bubble gum and milking the last few minutes out of recess. Erik: What exactly ARE cooties? Stephen: You know, I’m not sure. Erik: I don’t think anyone is. I’ve been asking around. Stephen: So, why are we so afraid of them? Erik: Good question. Maybe we shouldn’t […]
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Tags: cooties, short fiction, writing with the flu
The wait is finally over! You remember everything that went down in “Chapter 1?” Well, here is “Chapter 2.” Be brave.
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Tags: Ruffles, spricket24, YouTube
When Corporate Drones Break-up
Jack & Jill took a break from re-writing mission statements to have a power lunch and to discuss their relationship. Jack: I think we should recontextualize our situation. Jill: Agreed. Jack: Excellent. Jill: I tried to incentivize. Jack: I appreciate the initiatives, if not the methodologies. Jill: Did you not refer back to the schemas? […]
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File this one under “seemed funny in my head” as well as “this is post #181, they can’t all be gold, people.” INT. YOUR TYPICAL GLORIOUS MANSION Bitzy and Muffy share laughs over some tea and scones. Muffy’s husband Prescott enters… Prescott: Ladies. Muffy: Welcome back, ducky. Wherever have you been? Prescott: I’m just returning […]
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Tags: seemed funnier in my head, short fiction
Desire
He saw her extending her arm. Slowly. He grabbed her by the wrist, and held it right there. She moaned. A little angrily. Then he smelled it. It must have been her shampoo. He recognized it. From a long time ago? It was college. Definitely college. A girl named Tanya Fader used the same shampoo. […]
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Tags: lisa loeb, rockstar supernova, short fiction
I was feeling a bit experimental this morning. But, I just wasn’t quite in the mood for drugs and/or group sex. Sooooooo… Instead I tried to start something silly on YouTube. Essentially it is a story to be told by multiple YouTubers. I made my video and then tagged spricket24. She is free to do […]
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Short film script – First Draft
Not sure if I’ve mentioned it in here before, but I’ve been thinking about making a (very) short film this winter. Up until this morning, I only had the vaguest of ideas of what it would be. However, while showering, I was inspired… and when I was finished with that, I thought of ideas for […]
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Tags: Roomba, script, short film
Quote
“Hey, you have some of that homo-GEN-ized milk.” – The Monkey
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Flip-off Friday #7
“If a broken clock is right twice a day,Why does it always feel like the wrong time?” She wondered in her new song. It was about him. He’ll know it’s about him the minute he hears it. If he hears it. If she finishes it. The end of the relationship was civil enough. But, things […]
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