Archive for August, 2009
I need a blogcation…
That’s right. I said “blogcation.” No, I’m not taking a break from blogging. I’m just taking a break from blogging here. Instead I’m going to be doing a tour of other blogs. 7 days. 7 blogs. Guest posting each day. Exciting! It starts later this week. Here is the tentative schedule: Thursday: Free and Flawed […]
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i kind of forget my swagger when i am around you and i’m not sure if that’s good post-game recap features flubbed plays dropped balls big Xs on the telestrator and yet… it seems ok to me i suppose and i am still me of course practicing my “irritation is the sincerest form of flattery” […]
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part 1 – la robe jaune
yes i have seen the dress – that perfect combination of form and function and holyoldfuckthatisalotofsexy – before in a picture but can now think of a better thousand words (or moans) i try to will mr.nowistheperfecttimetoinvest to abdicate his seat and he does! and she is sitting! next to me the air changes like […]
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more tales of the golden monkey
The other evening I was hanging out with my folks, The Monkey and her dad. The conversation turned to a play The Monkey was in a couple of weeks ago. And then it turned to the Thriller Dance they performed in it. (I talked to the director the other day and she told me, “Yeah, […]
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marriable… ness… ity…
Like with most things, since this applies to me, I assume it is the same for EVERYONE. When I was younger and someone would ask what I look for in a woman, I’d say something snarky like “nice ass, watches sports.” But that was last week. KIDDING. It was the week before. When people ask […]
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sometimes I just write dialogue
“It wasn’t the worst movie you’ve ever seen.” “Close.” “It was funny. Well written. Not bad at all.” “Dane Cook was in it.” “And that undoes anything else good about it?” “You see that too?” “Why did you agree to let me pick the movie?” “I…” “Just trying to be a gentleman?” “Sort of…” “What?” […]
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better than perfect
i mean the perfect setting is great and all the right lighting very little the right music she says kings of leon i say broken social scene with nothing but time and a large bed with balled up sheets and us but i love early morning fluorescent bathroom light with it’s constantly changing hum trying […]
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is there a queen of donair?
“So I’ve decided that I’m going to be your boyfriend,” he said as he handed her another napkin. “Is that so?” “Yup,” he replied. “This is our first date.” “Yes!” He grabbed his own slice of pizza from the vendor. She took a bite of her slice. “OK. Do I have any say in the […]
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telegrams from last night
“She said she liked riding bareback. STOP She’s apparently not a fan of speaking figuratively” “He told me that more than the south will RISE AGAIN.” “She puts the ‘PET’ in hooped petticoats.” “But does she put the ‘ASS’ in sassparilla?” “She mentioned her ‘riding habit.’ STOP Totally not what I expected. GOL*” “Told her […]
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drabble poll!
UPDATE: And the winner is… JenBun ********** (We got one last minute addition — JenBun.) So here are our entries: Eleanor Matt Ben Antelope Lily Claire Montgomery Robert (Different) Ben Jenn BS accidentally graceful Melissa Leeanne Graham Emmz Sid Hope Shaba Kara Brazen BareToe Emmz Katie Amanda Cal JenBun (If someone submitted more than one, […]
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