Archive for September, 2008
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Monday was a big day for me tv-wise. In addition to my age-inappropriate crush Kat Dennings appearing on Carson Daly (did you know that scurvy son of a bitch was still on tv?), the love of my life Lauren Graham was on Ellen. Watch! I swooned 54 times watching that.
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Reason #8577 why I am like this…
You may remember my mother from coming up with such quotes as, “That man could fuck up a two car parade.” (And, well, from giving birth to me.) She’s been having problems with her foot and went to the doctor yesterday. At lunch, we had this discussion: Mom: It is where my heel meets my […]
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i like your bum
(a po-em by peter dewolf) i like your bumand everything it stands forand i think thatif given timeyour bum would like me tooi love how it starts in hereat your hipsand then goesouuuuuuuuuutlike thisbefore shwooping a-back inif i was starting a tribute bandand i mighti would pay tribute to a one-hit wondercause then i would […]
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Tags: sometimes i just start writing and stuff like this comes out and then i laugh and can't resist posting it on here, sorry
Just Peter Being Peter
What Peter means: “Yeah, your friend is cute.” What Peter says: “She looks like that pretty girl who was in your high school class. But, because she was so quiet, nothing ever happened between you. Also, you thought you were cool shit. Then you meet up with her after college and she’s gotten even hotter. […]
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Tags: adventures in IM-ing
So, I’m a little nuts…
We all know this. I was doing some writing earlier and trying to describe the way a certain woman looked, and why it affected a dude so much. And I focused on her nose scrunch. I LOVE nose scrunches. They are just so friggin’ cute. It can be the scrunch a woman gives you when […]
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I guest blogged
over here today.
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smooth and white
“i like it”she purrsdainty hand on stubblegoing against the grainpoint of no returnwhizzes by“is this a good idea?”i askbegging forcontradiction“no”she nodscurls spilling overchristmas card scene shouldersmumbling lips find themselves therethe right thinga faint echoprotestations for protestations sakequieterfewersober daylightyears awaymiles to gothings you can’t takebackarchingon the otherhandson hipsholding down on the bedthe only possibledestinationthe only realisticoutcomebiggerthan […]
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Tags: word doodles
The Monkey on her soccer game:
(Read in a French accent — which only seems to occur when she really gets into a story.) “There were these two girls, there. Peter, I don’t think they liked me very much. When Sarah brought the ball down, they just did this. (She stuck out her foot.) But, when I came down, they pushed […]
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all dulcet and junk
I likes me some female voices. I am a sucker for accents, including, but not limited to: 1) Australian women (preferably born and raised in Canberra before moving to Sydney.)2) English women (especially when they say “lovely” or “ehm” instead of “uhm.)3) Emily Procter (ALWAYS.) I am also a sucker for some female singers. It […]
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The Trouble With Tribbles
I am a little jealous of those people who have had nothing but crappy dating experiences. Because, really, the only way they can go is up. But, if you have dated someone amazing, and then broke up for annoyingly mundane reasons, it is hard for future paramours to measure up, you know? And sometimes it’s […]
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Tags: sometimes I like to use the titles of old Star Trek episodes as my blog post titles, what business is that of yours
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