white and fluffy


i love the snow.
it covers your foot prints
from when you left.
man, that is dramatic.
overly so.
over it
i always said that you should
use your tongue for more than talking.
i didn’t mean catching snowflakes.
at least it shut you up.
“make a snow angel with me”
you cackled.
i should have
hit you with a shovel.
merry xmas.
you suck.


16 Responses to “white and fluffy”

  1. bahahaha this was fantastic.

  2. Ahh reminds me of my favorite bitter holiday song – “Yule Shoot Your Eye Out” by Fallout Boy.

  3. Haha. I’m a big fan of snowflakes, but if I got a lot of snow every year, I think I wouldn’t be as excited about it. *shrugs*

  4. word-doodle! awesome…what do you have against stupid people and snowflakes?? I’m getting a snowflake tattooed on my ribs on Friday so shutit sucka :P

  5. Merry Christmas, you suck! That will be my new sentiment in Christmas cards!

  6. I was wondering what happened to the word doodles. I never know what’s going to come out of your brain.

  7. I always say “Nothing says ‘Happy Holidays’ like a blowjob!”

    Well, I’ve probably said it once.

    You suck. Literally!


  8. It’s so hard to make snow angels after getting hit with a snow shovel. Trust me, I know.

  9. Right Noelle- cause then the snow gets tinted red and if you’ve caused brain damage it can be hard to control the direction of your arms and legs and then it’s really just no fun for anyone.

  10. i should have
    hit you with a shovel.

    Best. Line. EVER.

  11. Ok, we’re even. I just laughed out loud at your last line!

  12. God JenBun’s funny.

  13. that was beautiful.

  14. 14 mcmisura

    Which would you prefer? a) this moved me to tears
    b)you’re funny as hell c)all of the above.

    Love your blog.

  15. 15 Caitlyn

    Your writing is my favorite.

  16. Can I frame this?

    I don’t care. I’m going to anyway.

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